Hey, do you own a failing bar/roller-rink/haunted amusement park and want to make it slightly less ‘failier’ (even though that really isn’t a word)?
Well, give us a call, and by ‘call’ I mean ‘e-mail’. We’re a young ambitious company with everything to prove and would love an opportunity to have your venue join the Phantom Note family* (plus we still haven’t learned that a haunted amusement park isn’t the best place to stage an all-ages show from a liability standpoint, so there’s that).
Don’t own a failing business, but rather a nice new shiny business rife with opportunity (you know who you are)? Well, don’t despair; we totally “like you” like you and would extra love an opportunity to have your venue join the Phantom Note family**.
Okay, you got the message, I’ll just step away before that restraining order shows up.
*Phantom Note is not legally classified as a family, but we’ll come over and hang out with you during the holidays if you’re lonely.
**Hell, you can come over to our place for the holidays. There’s bound to be several different varieties of Cheetos and a vast selection of the finest mass-produced American lagers. We promise.